let's end this world

Teachers and homework!

Teacher: If anyone struggles with the homework, please come and see me, do not leave it and say you haven't done it!
Me: *tries homework and doesn't understand it*
Me: Miss I don't understand how to do the homework, could you please help me?
Teacher: Oh don't worry, we will check your answers when we go through it in class!
Me: WHAT?!

My Life Story

Me: Man I had to stay up until 2:30 doing homework last night
Me: *Stays up until 2:30 voluntarily when I don't have homework*


i want to sit with you in my arms and just talk for a while



we all have a favorite eyebrow


i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever againĀ 

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them